batmellowlettuce

The Frog Saga

lukia26

So in a nearby college’s science building, a geologist had set up a very interesting display.

It was his collection of gemstone frogs.

There was a derpy frog!

A judgy orange sunny frog!

A simple frog!

A short frog!

A bumpy toad!

A salty, taunting, tongue-out frog!

And there were even two lizards who had somehow made their way into the collection…here is one of them…

Reminds me of some @orochihigh things going down right now…..

There was a super shiny opal frog!

But I took a liking to 2 frogs in particular.

who is she

CELESTINE

and…

sOAPY.

I’ve never really had an OTP until now.

kakaphoe:
“ of-another-broken-heart:
“ kakaphoe:
“ asymbina:
“ iamsapphirecrimsonclaw:
“ bluesey-182:
“ captaindeadpoet:
“ hiringdreamers:
“ ezurad:
“ commandtower-solring-go:
“ kayas-wife:
“ chandra-nalaar:
“ viralthings:
“The more you look at this...

viralthings

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

chandra-nalaar

this is just a normal waffle house

kayas-wife

there is a bloody handprint on the door

commandtower-solring-go

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

ezurad

Blind man reading news paper
Skull in the coffee

hiringdreamers

Milk is $15

captaindeadpoet

Lady’s hand is a tentacle

bluesey-182

the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate…

iamsapphirecrimsonclaw

I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized…

Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus.

asymbina

I think his face is just tentacles.

kakaphoe

The blind man has gills.

of-another-broken-heart

Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name.
SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724

That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents.
(http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065)

The table under the journal is lacquered with ants.

The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red.

The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!”

kakaphoe

Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops).

therevenantrising:
“pricklypearsmane:
“therevenantrising:
“pricklypearsmane:
“therevenantrising:
“miniephie:
“mimimay:
“ miniephie:
“ mimimay:
“ miniephie:
“ live-love-libra:
“ miniephie:
“ machiavelli-actual:
“The gorilla wasn’t a multiple...

machiavelli-actual

The gorilla wasn’t a multiple felon.

miniephie

the gorilla died because of black parents unable to keep their child out of its cage.

live-love-libra

That’s your excuse?

And it was one parent, not both.

miniephie

excuse? no, it’s a fact.

one parent? even worse.

black life taken by the police? stop being thugs and criminals, maybe they’d live a longer better life.

mimimay

im so exhausted

miniephie

sleep then.

mimimay

Me sleeping isn’t going to stop people with mindsets similar to yours from being ignorant.

miniephie

well, ignorance is bliss.

therevenantrising

She can’t sleep cuz she just SO. FUCKING. WOKE.

Lmfao.

But seriously, Mimi. I can understand why Harambe was killed. He assaulted a convenience store owner, robbed him, then went on to assault a police officer and try to take away that officer’s sidearm.

Oh, wait. That was Mike Brown. My bad.

pricklypearsmane

Hey if you’re from Austin Where you at?

Ima kick your ass for being so lame.

therevenantrising

Cash me ouside. How bou dah?

pricklypearsmane

You joke but I’ll definitely open up an available appointment to whoop your ass for being such a racist cornball while looking like a lame Austinite bro.

therevenantrising

Please point to the comment I made that was blatantly racist. I’ll wait. Just because real world facts contradict your narrative, that does not make someone racist.

So. Tell me. Is the black female presenting the facts in this thread also a raging racist? She clearly hates black people, right? What a white supremacist.

Child, please. Run along.

Why you should never order an “Irish car bomb” on St. Patrick’s Day or Ever

bodaciousbanshee

PSA: the Irish are an indigenous culture, indigenous to fucking IRELAND, with their own NATIVE language that was outlawed by English, who stole their land, causing a huge DIASPORA, and that is why there are more people of Irish descent living in America than in Ireland.

The Irish were (and in some places still are) stereotyped as TERRORISTS because they gained independence though guerrilla warfare, and the popular American beverage the “Irish car bomb” is racially insensitive, and to add further context: Ireland gained independence from Britain ONLY 68 years ago (1949). There are LIVING generations who remember that.

If I catch you calling that drink an “Irish car bomb” on St. Paddy’s Day, I will smack it out of your grubby mitts and punch you in the fucking mouth.

Making light of the Troubles is no way to celebrate Irish heritage.

And if you are Irish-American and you refer to it as an “Irish car bomb” at the pub tonight, you are a disgrace to your ancestors and an insult to all the brave men and women who died to save Ireland and her culture from English colonialism.

Find some other name to call your drink that isn’t an insult to an entire nation.